Lifesavers!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red..........................cherry,"

"Yellow.....................lemon,"

"Green.......................lime,"

"Orange.....................orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"